“Carlos Tevez hates Manchester more than you do.”

I just received an email with the above text and a link to a video of Carlos Tevez moaning about Manchester. It is pretty hilarious – the highlights are: “There’s nothing to do in Manchester […] it rains all the time, you can’t go anywhere!” and “I will not return to Manchester, not for vacation, not for anything.”

Bless.

Video clip is on the BBC website, clicketyclick the image to watch.